how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
i hate when i become consciously aware of the fact that im breathing bc then i start breathing too fast and im like “better slow it down youre breathing too much” and then im like “whoa there dont forget to breathe” and everything becomes complicated
every fucking time i read time it fucks up my breathing im tired of your shit
i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future
a hilarious joke
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
